Got a good caption?
 

What could this boater be saying on his cellphone as he notices the formidable patrol boat behind him?

http://www.winnipesaukee.com/photopo.../channel01.jpg

"Hey Eddie, we're zipping through the channel and should be at the Naswa in a few minutes. Make mine a double ha ha ha!!!!. Glad the Marine Patrol is too busy watching the "speed zone" areas. Ciao!"

Hello, marina sales department? You didn't put on contrasting bow numbers and I am about to be stopped!

I don't believe that baloney about red vehicles being stopped more

Phone home
 

"Mom ? Yeah it's me. I think I'm gonna be a little late for dinner. K ? Buh bye."

"Hello Marine Patrol ... A boat full of naked models is sinking just off the weirs docks! ... Better get help there quick!"



(I assume the picture is taken from Weirs Bridge)

"Send lawyers, guns and money....."

Hello, Dr. Phil? . . . Well, it's like this. My girlfriend says I'm just being a paranoid jerk but I have this creepy feeling someone is following me! . . . Well, no, I haven't looked behind me. I don't want to give her the satisfaction of being right. :D

Silence is golden...
 

“Hello, is this the sales department?

Remember you told me that the Gil Stealth Exhaust Diverter System was legal?

I have someone following me to the marina and he will need to hear that story, too.

Hello…

Hello…

Hello…

Gee, that’s funny, plenty of bars, must not be out of range…

Where’d that salesman go, I want to know…”

"You mean prank Mayday calls can be traced?"

Hello 911, I think that I am being followed by Al-queda!!!

"Yeah dude! I totally got away with it, nobody suspects a thing!"

"No, I can't hear you too well either. It's a siren from around here somewhere".

"Bridge to Engine room....
 

...engage Cloaking Device!"

Hey Charlie.. Glad I caught you at home... do me a solid here buddy... meet me at the docks in the Weirs...... bring some life jackets, a throw able cushion, a fire extinguisher and could you go online on the Maryland Boating Safety website a get me one of those "boater safety certificate’ thingies...

I owe you dude... :rolleye1:

hey... if it's no bother... I'm a little low on beer too.

Oh Skip...
 

1) Look Ma, No Hands!

2) Hello Skip, there's no RSA that requires us to have a hand on the wheel or steering device while underway, right?

3) Will the fast powerful (formidable) boat see the small boater in time to avoid a collision?

Hi Bob, Do me a favor, get all your friends up on the bridge and get ready to do a cannonball when I say NOW!

"Daaaaaaad remember when I told you I was going to the lake and you told me not to touch the boat???"

"Hello, MP? Can I be ticketed for having a bad paint job???"

"I am lost, can you give me directions to Bear Island? I hear they love fast, loud boats and I really want to race that 70mph Tigershark..." :coolsm:

'Bad boys, bad boys, whatch' goin' to do..."

A good example of a predator - prey relationship..

Thats what I was thinking
 

"The Mount has no sense of humor.....I was at least 10 feet away when I crossed her bow!"

That's my vote :D

Hey, listen to me carefully. Don't ask questions. I'll explain later. If anyone calls you from MP tell them we had a family emergency and you called to tell me to get home fast. Ok?

Engine Room
 

Reverse FULL THROTTTLE!

Yeah, I'm looking for the blue light special. I didn't know there was a KMart on the lake.

"Just passing through the channel right now.... Can you imagine if they knew I cruise this full speed 4:30 every morning.... "

Geez....
 

I thought these guy's were watching the French Presidente in Wolfboro?

THe Captian to Scotty:
 

"Warp speed in 5 minutes or we are all dead"

spock..... " Jim we are in a No Wake Zone "

The Captian .... "Settle down Spock they will never catch us"

what boat
 

" Yup I had a great time last night...what about the Pats game next week? .... Crap.. keep talking, I gotta lose this #@* boat crawling up my butt."