So if I took a leak around my deck tonight...problem solved? LOL.

ummm I'll do it.
I tried a few M80's last night while they were all out of the hole under my deck and in my yard. Didn't even phase them. they just kept on going about digging up my grass looking for grubs. I must have them as i could see them pull them up. Guess I need Grubx now too. I'll have to go to Wally World and see if they have industrial mothballs....