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Originally Posted by This'nThat

I get most of my forecasts directly from Al Gore. Track his movements -- wherever he goes, he causes Global Warming snow.

The rest of the time I get my forecasts directly from the U.N.'s IPCCC -- you know, the international wealth-distribution wing of the U.N. You can't rely upon their 2-10 day forecasts, but .... using the same models, they are spot-on accurate for 50 to 100 years out. Which is why they need our money for the next millienium, to adjust their data to fit their models.

I just loved that remark about Gore!