Loved the parody but I too was bummed with no mention of Winni and when I saw his name, Wisecarver, I knew that I had seen him before. His family was on my son's paper route when he was in HS at Timberlane. I talked with him a couple of times when he was in HS - very nice kid. Now he's 32 - ouch!
Here is a photo of Christian (top row with knit hat on) when he and my son (2nd from right bottom row) were on the Know-It Alls on Channel 11 in HS.