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Originally Posted by belly_button_biter
You are either amazing or a fraud. I haven't met many females who have these back yard skills ...
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Did I really just read that? Somebody please tell me that my eyes are playing tricks on me!
Well, just in case that statement says what I think it says, allow me to introduce myself to you, Mr. belly_button_biter! I am a female who possesses those skills, and has to tools to do the job as well. In addition, I am also a Certified tractor trailer driving instructor, with a specialty in hauling fuels and explosives. I can do plumbing and electrical work, hang sheet rock, lay tile, and perform pretty much any maintenance task required in my home. I am also a United States Marine.
I can also wear a dress and high heeled shoes, and look right fine while I'm doing it. I haven't met many men who possess that skill!
You, sir, owe an apology not only to the Webmaster, but also to each and every WOMAN on this forum! You should be ashamed of yourself.