Hey, here's something somewhat interesting, and probably relevant to this thread?
Not having anything better to do, I was window shopping at the Laconia Saint Vincent De Paul store earlier today and found for just one dollar a NH Marine Patrol 84 minute vcr cassette & a 64 large page course on responsible boating. It is titled Boat New Hampshire - A Course on Responsible Boating, sponsored by New Hampshire Marine Patrol, NH Dept Safety, 2002 Edition. The original price tag says retail price $24.99 and I got it for just one dollar.

It also has a 75 multiple choice question Exam A and a mail in, certification exam answer sheet.
Now that I said that, I'm trying to think of something intelligent to say as a follow up? Well, well, well, what a deep thought! Maybe I can find a local crafty person who could encase it in decorative glass, and craft it into a nice table lamp, or something?
Or, how about this? It could very well be used as a court room tool for inflicting corporal justice by a Belknap County judge who gets really steamed up over one particular defendant and wants to throw THE BOOK at them. Believe me, you get slapped across the face a good one with this 12"x6"x1" box & contents and you would definately feel it! It has some heft to it, just like a club!