....hey, if anyone tries to break into my place in the middle of the night or something....or set's foot onto my 1/4 acre....all's I have to do is show them my Meredith property tax bill, and that will scare the daylights out of them!
Excuuuuuuuse me Mr Burglar....would you mind kindly taking a look-see at this town tax bill.......
.....egaaaaaddd.....that would have sacred off even a Gary Sampson .......
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