Not being in certain countries sure seems to help when celebrating Valentine's day:
Today in Malaysia: Government officials have launched campaigns against Valentine's Day celebrations amongst Muslim populations in Indonesia and Malaysia, claiming the holiday promotes "vice activities" and "immoral behavior." Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin says the celebration of romantic love is "not suitable" for Muslims, who make up nearly two-thirds of the 28 million population of Malaysia.
Wow. Kinda makes you glad you're here, and not there, doesn't it?