I still can't get past the part about Alton being in danger of being overrun by farms.
If you think like a hick (I'm a hick), the solution will practically appear out of the woods:
Spring is coming, and all the sleeping animals come out of their sleeping places yawning and stretching, and downright famished! As a nature lover myself, there's nothing more exciting about watching a mother bear and her two cubs ambling through my backyard, looking for a bird feeder full of, say, chicken feed. My advice to you is to try and forget about the small, helpless smelly noisy chickens being left outside unattended all day and night, and embrace the thrill of watching a bear feeding herself and her hungry cubs.
Maybe you can snap a picture of them and post it on the forum.
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