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			You can't ban tuba players but you can ban tuba playing.
 You shouldn't ban children, you should ban childish behavior.
 
 "Well behaved children, Welcome!" Leave your brats home.
 
 I'm just having a little fun, I do believe what I say here but I don't think people are capable of determining that their kids are brats. Plus restaurants are chicken to play, your kid can come in, but yours can't. It easier just to ban them all.
 
 Plus parents have totally abandoned the idea that there are adult places and things that children just don't belong. Travel to Las Vegas and even Foxwoods and see infants and toddlers in the casino at midnight! I've seen parents swap off, one hold the baby in the hallway while the other gambles, then they swap.
 
 Even locally, I see kids in the bar side of restaurants all the time. Sitting next to a bunch of college guys doing shots, is no place for a baby.
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