I especially enjoyed your boating parody of last year regarding poodles being more dangerous than
pit bulls.
However, no attempt was made
here to tax boats using the time and space that a boat "uses-up"
of the lake.
A boat with a high Acre/Second coefficient
actively denies a greater acreage in front (and behind) -- compared to lesser boats; hence my 1000-boat example of Jet-Skis
vs kayaks in the microcosm of Wolfeboro Bay.
By "spoiling the stew", you've thrown the baby out with the bath water.
No, Wait...,
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