Hmmm ... what could I possibly add to this mess. Well my neighbor has this ugly yellow Miata. I mean bright yellow and it sure sticks out like a sore thumb. Frankly it disturbs me to look at it and now I think I have the answer. I'm writing my congressman to pass a law; no more yellow cars. While I'm at it, I'm not too keen on green cars either. And now that I think of it, the Victorian House restaurant on Rt11, well the owners painted it, painted it purple of all things. I thought it was an eyesore before but now it's a tidy, but purple, eyesore. Guess I'll be writing 2 letters ...
ps - You the more I think of it, the more things I find aren't quite up to my lofty sense of style. My other neighbor, Bob, he's no winner in the looks department if you know what I mean. And lets not even mention his wife. Ugly people out and about in public where I might have to view them, I tell ya there outta be a law. Make that 3 letters ....