Thanks everyone! I also received a couple e-mails with information to pass along too.
Pepper, no need to be sorry, it was funny!
There are many of us on Rattlesnake alternative toilets. They are more cost effective than putting in septic systems. Also much of the island simply isn't conducive for them. For resale value, I'm not sure you would make back the money spent on one either. That's definitely something to consider.
Thanks again!
RG