[SteveA]

Originally Posted by Crusty

While I've never encountered dogs in restaurants, I do recall several picnic-style events where a bunch of dog owners brought their pets.

Needless to say, there were some problems. They annoyed some of the guests, got into the food --and the beer. There were even a few fights. From the smell, more than a couple could have used a bath...

Fortunately, the dogs were all clean and well-behaved.

Clever!

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