Ah Less,
We are all awed by your penchant to save money and beat the man no matter the potential consequences. So in an effort to help you (and your neighbors) and out of concern that you may be looking for other ways to save money, I offer you this little tidbit. Do not, I repeat, do not, use that new 1/8 hp sump pump / ice eater to pump your septic tank, please leave that to the pros.
Thank you.