I'm sure the above suggestion is in jest but just in case somebody has a similar issue in the future, cutting a vessel or float is illegal in itself and would create a hazardous situation.
The simplest solution is to "be a good neighbor" and relocate the raft back in front of the owners' property. There's probably some law restricting them to that location anyway but it will be quicker to do the deed than try to find the statute. lol
As to the loud and obnoxious... That would fall under 'disturbing the peace' on land or water. It's a coin-toss on that, whether you should discuss it with the owners first or just call the police.
Good luck!
(Oh screw it. Get a broken bottle and if anybody asks you can blame it on the drunks.)
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