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"Executice committee to get to the bottom of the issue"

Executive counsillior Peta S vowed that he and the committee were going to launch an investigation into so called skinny dipping in the lakes region. "Who are these people ? Why are they dunking malnourished people ... and into what ?" Co-counsillior D. Boreya wondered if the water quality was being compromised, "If so, we'll really crack down on it".

Though apparently a long standing tradition, Peta S said that the practice must have been going on out of sight of the committee. He vowed to uncover and lay bare all the facts as they become known. "We'll be looking to see if the good people of NH have been getting the short end of the stick. Give these people an inch, and they'll tell you it's a foot !"

Another counsillior, who asked the remain nameless, said the whole matter was being overblown, "skinny dipping ... bah ... probably just a couple of boobs having fun in the lake".

On the prior matter of fish abuse during the annual derby, the committee said that they hadn't turned a blind eye to it but that public pressure had convinced them to drop the issue. "But we will reopen the investigation if we think it has merit. We're not doing this just for the halibut" said Peta S.


story courtesy of I. M. Gawking
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