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fatlazyless · 06-02-2015, 08:23 AM

'Naut Guilty' is the name of the boat ...... and as an attorney, the owner/driver chose the name 'Naut' that is a miss-spelling and does not really exist in the English language ..... seems like naming it the 'Knot Guilty' would have been more appropriate considering the very long time historic use of lines and boats; and lines require knots like the bowline, the square knot, and the fisherman's knot, and even the sheepshank knot and the surgeons knot ....... but never and no-way to the naut!

Therefore, for miss-naming his 29' Chaparal 290 Signature cruiser the Naut Guilty as opposed to the Knot Guilty....I hereby find him guilty and sentence him to writing KNOT GUILTY on the blackboard 2900 times with his left hand....so he'll start to find out what it's like to be without a usable right arm..... so be it!

06-02-2015, 08:23 AM	#9
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,759 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 300 Thanked 1,013 Times in 738 Posts	'Naut Guilty' is the name of the boat ...... and as an attorney, the owner/driver chose the name 'Naut' that is a miss-spelling and does not really exist in the English language ..... seems like naming it the 'Knot Guilty' would have been more appropriate considering the very long time historic use of lines and boats; and lines require knots like the bowline, the square knot, and the fisherman's knot, and even the sheepshank knot and the surgeons knot ....... but never and no-way to the naut! Therefore, for miss-naming his 29' Chaparal 290 Signature cruiser the Naut Guilty as opposed to the Knot Guilty....I hereby find him guilty and sentence him to writing KNOT GUILTY on the blackboard 2900 times with his left hand....so he'll start to find out what it's like to be without a usable right arm..... so be it! __________________ ... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake!