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Originally Posted by fatlazyless
'Naut Guilty' is the name of the boat ...... and as an attorney, the owner/driver chose the name 'Naut' that is a miss-spelling and does not really exist in the English language ..... seems like naming it the 'Knot Guilty' would have been more appropriate considering the very long time historic use of lines and boats; and lines require knots like the bowline, the square knot, and the fisherman's knot, and even the sheepshank knot and the surgeons knot ....... but never and no-way to the naut!
Therefore, for miss-naming his 29' Chaparal 290 Signature cruiser the Naut Guilty as opposed to the Knot Guilty....I hereby find him guilty and sentence him to writing KNOT GUILTY on the blackboard 2900 times with his left hand....so he'll start to find out what it's like to be without a usable right arm..... so be it!
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Less, this is a tragic event for all involved. Whether they are the victim or the owner and operator of the boat, or their families, their lives are changed forever. It is a sad day and may cause many of us to be more careful when we boat.
I, for one, do not think this is a great story to put humor to.