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Old 06-25-2015, 01:51 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by rsmlp View Post
So let me get this straight, you buy six grapefruit and after a considerable period of time, return one bad one? Wow, you are perhaps the most miserly person I have ever heard admit to such a triviality. Did you not feel the least bit guilty about walking into Hannaford and presenting them with a bad grapefruit? The only reason they complied is it's not worth arguing with such a parsimonious customer.
....say-hey....85-cents is 85-cents....and that one grapefruit was definately no good with what looked like an infected navel......so's I placed the receipt and damaged grapefruit into the plastic bag it came in......and then into my freezer to preserve the evidence knowing it could be a while before returning it....and about two weeks later.....bingo.....thankyou Meredith-Hannaford for turning my 85-cent expectation into a $9.98 megabucks, scrape-me-off-the-floor experience-amundo.....ho-ho-ho!

.....and then I reinvested the money into a new 4.99 bag of grapefruit....but could not-a-find-a-one with a similar infected navel....


......do you feel HANNAFORD'S lucky? I do!
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