Hey! It wasn't just me!

RattlesnakeGal was thinking the exact same thing, and you didn't yell at her!
Regardless of where you cast aspersions, I like the direction your thoughts are taking with regard to traction.

After all, even though I'll be safe inside the crib (well, hopefully I'll be safe) I remain concerned that all the mushers will remain upright throughout the race, allowing us to

afterwards!