Well ...... u know how they make little doggie sweaters to help keep Fido warm, and doggie pfd's to keep Fido safe when out on a boat.
Well ...... maybe they make little dry suits for a Canada goose to help keep its feathers dry when along for a Cheez-it ride on an s.u.p. paddle board? Let's see here ...... a goose has two legs, and one neck, and two large wings that would all need to be fitted to a dry suit ....... omg!
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 .... Banned for life from local thrift store!
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