"Lobbie" stolen.......
As reported on CNN this morning....."Authorities have cast a Lake's Region wide net searching for Pepper's secret lobster cooker. In an early morning brazen holdup....three masked men apparently posing as "Forum Festers" robbed Barbara's....I mean Pepper's restaurant and made off with the super secret device.
The FBI, in conjuntion with the CIA ( Culinary Institute of America), has pulled out all the stops in this case.
A spokesperson for the world famous restaurant stated later that Pepper won't press charges as long as her "Lobbie" (as she affectionately refers to the contraption) is returned unharmed. The spokesperson, identified only as "IG" says that Pepper and her highly trained chef Waldo, are devastated by the action of a few "Festers", and further stated that these theives can have all the wonderful lobster rolls they want....for a fee........"
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