[upthesaukee]

Actually a post card, and on the back side is the following message (you have to stand behind your monitor to read the message)

"Dear Kbarliliztakk:

I landed in West Alton, Earth just like you suggested. However, it is not the quiet little spot you told me about. The place is crawling with aliens, and some of them are kinda wild. Just the other day, some of the female ones had a sleepover, and had what they called "guys" there as well. They make a big deal about the "ice" going out, and I can not, for the life of me, find out where it has gone out to. It just seems to disappear. Maybe we can do the same thing with the ice in the canals at home. They also make a big deal about "lobsta rolls", which evidently come from a creature that looks remarkably like your sister Hgvnretyy. I'm thinking these aliens must also be cannibals! They actually get these things at a place with an ancient flight machine on its roof. Must not be very good at flying, it never seems to go anywhere. Got to go, it's time to go over to a place called Minge Cove and see if there any more wild parties. Talk to you soon. Xaridhtihhhke."