.... Now you all listen to me, see ..... now, I am like the greatest painter ever ..... since paint was first invented ..... in the world history of paint, see ..... and, when I say that Glidden makes some great paint ..... I absolutely, positively, absolutely, know what I know , see! That Glidden sold at the Gilford Walmart is some good paint!
And, as far as hitting #302 in the 4/1/70 Vietnam draft lottery, (April fool's ..... you are hereby conscripted!
) it still makes me feel like I get an automatic discount, every time I go to Lowe's. Why, just compare that with the White House
, which by the way, was painted with 'simply white' Glidden paint from Walmart ...... you get the picture!