Time to call a truce guys!
I think we can all agree that the cable TV companies all $uck. You can threaten to cancel and they don't really care.
I honestly don't understand their business model. Most business owners will tell you it costs more to get new customers than it does to keep existing ones. But all the cable companies I've dealt with would rather let you go to the competition rather than give you a break.
There must be a statistic that tells them that most people that threaten to cancel don't so they play the percentages.