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Originally Posted by Hillcountry
He'll probably anchor and use a foam noodle raft to go ashore...  |
.....hey ..... it sure beats drowning in icy cold water or when a wee bit drunk .... as is often the case in warm water drownings ..... one 2-dollar noodle can keep you afloat and not too panicked for a long time .... depending .... plus, if you do swallow any water, a noodle allows you to relax and recover, as opposed to drown which is a horrible way to die ....
.... aarrrrggggghhhhh!