Hire me
First off, the ice cubes for ammo is a GREAT idea. No pollution and your fingerprints melt away when the tree huggers show up.
Now, if any of you would like me to crew on your boats and rafts; I'd be happy too. I'll just slap on some coco butter and shoot cubes at anything that moves. My schedule is open from now till whenever. If you'd like to drag me to the keys for the winter that's okay too. I'll just tell my wife not to expect me home for dinner for awhile.
I would like health insurance included in my compensation package but I could stay on my wife's if the money is right.
PS I have my green card.
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