Maybe David Copperfield could make it disappear... worked for a 747 in 1981.
Another thought, maybe someone could go down to the dock and read this entire thread to the rock.... it may just leave on its' own. Considering that it has been suggested to tow it, drill it and even blow it up..
PS... I'd feel better if someone would admit to having had to look up the word pedantic like I did.
