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Originally Posted by fatlazyless
Hello.....what with my car newly dead and gone to the junk yard, an outboard engine that's frozen, and both local Meredith ice ramps all iced in; I like to sit in the hot tub with an adult beverage, stare up at the oak trees, look across to Gunstock, and try to mentally just melt away and forget about this whole mess......ahem!
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In situations like this you need to find an agressive therapy. Alcohol is a good start but frankly isn't long term enough to be effective. I recommend that you resort to LRSC. Sure LRSC is thought to be for male mid-life crisis but I think it'll work here too. Now you don't have to go whole hog, you can go used Japanese. It's not WallyWorld exactly but as close as you can come w/LRSC. Should the malais resist this, then I would say it's time to spare no expense and when Ice Out happens ....get a Donzi. Yup, flashy and $$s but pretty much a sure cure.
*LRSC = Lil Red Sports Car (though it doesn't have to be red and I 'spose it could be a GT but that's where I draw the line)