[Woodsy]

World News dateline March 2007
Washington

The Federal Goverment has unvield a new task force in it's unending and relentless desire to keep Americans safe from themselves. The new W.K.B.T.Y (We Know Better Than You ) Agency will be a multi faceted, multi-tiered, procative force whose numbers will reach into the millions. Their objective, the micro-management of every American citizens, health and safety habits. Armed with ever changing statistics they weill set out each day to make sure the current list of safety no-nos are kept in check. If you ride a motorcycle, motor scooter, moped, bicycle, or sled without a helmet then they will swarm you like killer bees on a stray dog. Badgering you with worn out misinformed statistics until they leave you a blubbering drooling shell of your former intelligent self.

If you smoke, yes even if you have smoked for the last 70 of your eighty five years of life, they will wave cancer infested lungs in your face until you puke and then blame you vomitus projectile on those nasty cigarettes you have been smoking.

Better buckle that seat belt son, because that grandmotherly woman who asked for a ride to the market is really a covert agent for the W.K.B.T.Y and she is taking notes, worse still she will gnaw at your brain as her nasal whine spews retorhic deep into your subconscience. By the time she is done with you you will hate yourself for being so foolhardy.

Big Mac attack? Nay heart attack! Wouldn't you really rather have a salad while waiting to trade your gas guzzling SUV in for that tiny piece of plastic earth first car that couldn't save your life if you and the car were both buckled up and inserted into a rubber ball.

Butter? Are you insane?? What's the matter don't you like your arteries?

So you have cancer and are in pain, tough it out bunkie because legalizing pot is bad for mom, America and apple pie.

Their planned agenda is far reaching and they are completely commited (I have the court papers to prove it too) John Icu, head of the agency puts it this way. Americans in general are too stupid to tie their shoes and look at the internet at the same time. They simply cannot be trusted to make safety decisons for themselves. We tried laws but they kept screaming about individual rights or some such nonsense, so we have decided that it is best to arm ourselves with an army, an army of professionally trained nags that will wear down their resistance with a non stop barrage. We could be your neighbors, your friends, your spouse. You will never know when we are there. You may think that we are just your average Ralph Nadar loving safety Nazi, but we are not, we are worse, we are your personal nightmare. and we a coming for you and you can't stop us...

It has already started here in NH... smoking ban, unneccecary boat speed limits, no doubt helmet and seatbelt laws are coming... John Stark must be rolling in his grave... so much for Live Free or Die

Woodsy

PS: The above post is just a joke designed to make you think.... there is no W.K.B.T.Y. agency.... Yet!