I have a few other things to legislate that are good for me and I'm sure for YOU.
First, I think we should be having tooth inspections frequently to make sure people are brushing their teeth. A lot of gum disease could be prevented that way.
Next, home inspections. Everyone knows that leaving food out or not cleaning up after food prep can lead to various contaminations. Let's get after those slobs that are making themselves sick.
How about alcohol? It's generally accepted that a bit of alcohol is can be good for you but too much is not good. I think this needs to be legislated. A lot of people take low dose aspirin for its benefits. Why not legislate a drink a day, but no more than two? And throw in the the aspirin requirement for good measure?
Salt is not good for you. I think we need a ban on salt shakers in public. And while we're at it lets limit the amount of salt you can purchase. Now really, do you need 26 ounces of salt?
Let's keep purchases down to one ounce a month!
I also have a few legislative ideas about things that other people do that bug me.
What should the fine be for sneezing without covering your mouth?
Can we get some kind of legislative handle on kids running around out of control in restaurants and other inappropriate public places??
Isn't it time? Just some food for thought?
