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Originally Posted by fatlazyless

Those were some pretty strong statements from two Meredith Selectmen-woman. "Let's not flush 30 years of hard work away" and " We saw a freight train coming at us down the track with other businesses lining up to get a moving message sign."

Good for the Selectmen-woman in getting in on this local sign disease at the outbreak, before it spreads too bad.

Reminds me of a takeoff on the lyrics from the The Music Man song, 'Ya got trouble.' Ya got trouble right here in Meredith, I tell ya, ya got trouble, and it's spelled M-O-V-I-N-G S-I-G-N-S and yes, we got them right here in this town I tell ya, and by God we got trouble with these here M-O-V-i-N-G S-I-G-N-S, yes sir!

....next verse?

Mothers of Meredith City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of Neon and Fluorescent!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is he blinded by the stream of marketing drib?