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Knot Droolin' · 06-07-2007, 12:08 PM

I say we just regulate ourselves into a coma, and the faster the better! I for one find all these choices of size, speed, hull shape etc. too difficult and feel the government should make these choices for me.

Furthermore, if the government can relieve me and everyone else of any responisibility for anything then we can regulate the lawyers out of existence while we are at it!

Remember to vote BIG government and let the government do the thinking for you!

After we are done regulating the lake, we should tackle the issue of regulating our roadways:

Ban tractor trailors -> too big, loud and dangerous
Ban bicycles from all roads -> too many people get hurt this way
Ban SUV's from our roads -> too big and waste too much gas
Ban small hybrids -> too small to be safe (unless it has a Green Peace bumber sticker, then it is OK)
Ban motorcycles -> they are too loud and unsafe
Ban anyone under 20 from driving -> they are unsafe drivers
ban anyone over 65 from driving -> same reason as above

Once we are done with roads we can start to legislate what type of house everyone can live in!

I guess I better say it before I am attacked: this is parody, but it is the sad direction we seem headed in....

06-07-2007, 12:08 PM	#144
Knot Droolin' Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Regulate! I say we just regulate ourselves into a coma, and the faster the better! I for one find all these choices of size, speed, hull shape etc. too difficult and feel the government should make these choices for me. Furthermore, if the government can relieve me and everyone else of any responisibility for anything then we can regulate the lawyers out of existence while we are at it! Remember to vote BIG government and let the government do the thinking for you! After we are done regulating the lake, we should tackle the issue of regulating our roadways: Ban tractor trailors -> too big, loud and dangerous Ban bicycles from all roads -> too many people get hurt this way Ban SUV's from our roads -> too big and waste too much gas Ban small hybrids -> too small to be safe (unless it has a Green Peace bumber sticker, then it is OK) Ban motorcycles -> they are too loud and unsafe Ban anyone under 20 from driving -> they are unsafe drivers ban anyone over 65 from driving -> same reason as above Once we are done with roads we can start to legislate what type of house everyone can live in! I guess I better say it before I am attacked: this is parody, but it is the sad direction we seem headed in.... Last edited by Knot Droolin'; 06-07-2007 at 02:53 PM.