Late this afternoon Captain Bonehead tried to go between my boat and a marker which was less than 25 feet away with his bow pointing at the moon. I tried to give the open armed wave, as in "why". He didn't get it, so i took off quickly so as not to have my boat swamped by his wake. I went right to my marina and just my luck, it turns out he wasn't very good at docking or being prepared to dock either, because I had to help him get tied up and his lines where buried. I still wanted to be a nice guy.
I took the opportunity to explain my dissatisfaction and his wife said that with 6 people on board if they had slowed any more they would have fallen off plane, and that I was in their way. There was at least a clear quarter mile on the other side of my boat.