Weather, Schmeather
Mark Twain on weather...
"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."
"It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain."
"In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy."
"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."
Bottom line: The only sure thing about the weather is that there will be plenty of it.
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