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Originally Posted by fatlazyless
If it does get passed then in two years the Marine Patrol will have that speed limit, enforcement experience for the legislature to consider.
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At the rate things are going, by that time, oil will be so expensive that no one will be speeding around the lake except a handful of oil company execs as they try to outrun the bullets, flamethrowers, molitove cocktails, blow darts, spears, and Chinese throwing stars from the general population.
The rest of us will have retrofitted our boats to gerbil power. The state will forget all about speed limits and instead enact laws against using wild squirrels instead of gerbils. Cabin cruisers will require humans on treadmills. Cigarette boats will require teams of slaves with oars, driven by the drum beat of a sadistic leather-clad bald guy at the stern.
