What a riot! I think poor Jimi is lonely!
I don't own a boat
(does a kayak count?) and know next to nothing about boating. I've learned a lot about boating on this forum from the few posts I have read through. I don't think most (non-boat) people have any clue that putting a bottle in the lake might cause problems. The larger problem may be ....who drank that classy Sutter Home Merlot
(yuck) and were they driving the boat.....Jimi????