Booz'n & cruis'n is pretty common all over the lake. Just like Goldilocks left a trail of breadcrumbs along the path so she could find her way home, it is s.o.p. to leave a trail of beer cans floating on the surface. It works out good and makes it easy to find your way back home. Just follow all the cans with the same label and boink.....before you know it....you are back to home port.....cheers!
Suggest you open one of those 16oz pressurized draught Guinness' while holding the can underwater. It does two things: moves your kayak forward by 50' and demonstrates the 'for every action, there is an equal & opposite reaction' law of physics. Plus, then you get to drink it.
