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Originally Posted by NonVoting Taxpayer
Maybe we can deputize GTO for bike week since he seems so opinionated and passionate on the subject and have him enforce the rules in his Speedo.
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As newly appointed deputy with my shiny badge and one bullet in my top left hand shirt pocket, I hereby ban bike week. Also effective immediately, nobody from Lowell or Lawrence will be allowed past exit 20. I hereby declare that boats may now travel at any speed that the driver feels safe. And as part of my own personal "STIMULAS PACKAGE" Only Speedos will be allowed at Weirs beach this summer