Might as well require that the red cap includes a built in GPS device so fines could be assigned remotely.
While we're at it, let's require red caps onboard all boats incase anyone falls off a boat more than 150' from shore.
Waterskiers must also wear red caps at all times, incase they dump more than 150' from shore.
I seem to remember a 2am swim that envolved a red boa? Would the boa count as a cap?
Even a good, card carrying screaming liberal like me, thinks this is just plain STUPID.
YES WE CAN... as long as you have a Red Cap on.
Forest Gump's, Mom said.. "Stupid is as Stupid does" I never understood that.. until now.