Ok, now that I've been warned about the great possibility of inconsiderate people landing on my vacation home near the airport I will certainly be on the look out for them. On a better note Mr. Nadia will be happy that he will no longer have to use clay disks as targets when practice shooting off the roof. More money to spend on those neat baggies to pick up my dogs "logs" and be fashionable at the same time, and to send Samuel Carr a bark collar so he can shut that dog up! More annoying tourists visiting the area you say; and dumping money into the economy which we desperately need---wait...with sky diving being as popular as it is we shouldn't see an increase in tourism...should we? Nevermind. Onto more serious inquiries.
I have but one question for The Noonans. If your proposal is accepted and all goes well, I will certainly be trying sky diving. However, I need to know your return policy up front beforehand, as some local businesses have refused to honor returns on their merchandise. Bookshops in particular! Ugh! I can't return opened CD's, DVD's, Computer Programs, or worn undergarments at Wal-Mart either! Now you tell me I can't return books? That's worse then the webmaster of this forum when he infringes on my First Amendment Rights and edits or deletes my posts, or gets mad when I call him four letter words. AS IF! Anywhoo...If my parachute does not open during my jump will I be supplied with another for free, and taken back up again? Or do I have to pay for another jump?
I truly wish you and your wife the best of luck
