A good Chuckle....

The Eagle · 12-02-2010, 06:35 AM

Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.

After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead!

Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.

So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.

The sex was good but all the dove would say is ......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'

Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is.......

'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....

NO, The duck didn't say THAT !

... Don't be SO disgusting!

The duck said....

'I am a DRAKE,
You made a MISTAKE!!

I couldn't resist posting this! It was a cute one!
"The Eagle"

SIKSUKR · 12-02-2010, 07:39 AM

All I can say is "your an Eagle,is this leagle"?

Yosemite Sam · 12-13-2010, 06:11 AM

I didn't know where to put this video.....maybe it will fit here.

All you guys should watch this video just in case you are thinking about buying your love one a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

robmac · 12-13-2010, 08:45 AM

that was great Sam,think I should return the broom she said she needed another way to get around.

Yosemite Sam · 12-13-2010, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robmac

that was great Sam,think I should return the broom she said she needed another way to get around.

OMG don't get FLL going.....you know what he thinks of brooms!

LadyJane · 12-13-2010, 10:02 AM

That's a riot ! Every year my husband gets me an exquisite piece of jewelry from a local jeweler. This year I already know what he's getting for me: a garage door opener. He had the sense to get my seal of approval first. I am delighted !!!

SIKSUKR · 12-13-2010, 11:13 AM

Practical isn't romantic? It's always made my heart pitter patter!

Lakesrider · 12-13-2010, 12:29 PM

So the new weather Tech floor mats for her car isn't a good idea?

Oh oh.....

Jersey Bob · 12-13-2010, 01:08 PM

I was going to buy the wife an iPod.
Can't afford that, so then I thought about an iPad, too expensive.
Then I looked into the iPhone, that wasn't in the budget either.
So I went with the....

iRon.
Do you think she'll like it?

NoBozo · 12-13-2010, 01:14 PM

NOW I'm starting to wonder whether the new Craftsman (#88691) Snow Blower that I just picked up Friday was a good idea.

Maybe... I can give it to myself instead.

NB

SteveA · 12-13-2010, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jersey Bob

I was going to buy the wife an iPod.
Can't afford that, so then I thought about an iPad, too expensive.
Then I looked into the iPhone, that wasn't in the budget either.
So I went with the....iRon. Do you think she'll like it?

iDoubtit so iWouln't if iWereYou.

BroadHopper · 12-13-2010, 05:26 PM

Thought I splurge for the propane stove with 5th burner and convection oven. 20% discount from the mfg. Plus Lowes 10% off sale. Still broke the bank.

Think I should return it?????

SAMIAM · 12-13-2010, 06:29 PM

You saved me Sam......I'm returning the leaf blower.

chipj29 · 12-13-2010, 06:57 PM

No lie, one year my next door neighbor bought his wife a new toilet for Christmas. As you can imagine, it did not go over well.

Lakesrider · 12-13-2010, 08:21 PM

Everyone knows you don't put a toilet over a well....Geesh!

But hey if not a toilet how about one of these. $400.00. Holy Moly!
Read the ad. it is pretty funny in itself.

http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html

12-02-2010, 06:35 AM	#1
The Eagle Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Burlington MA & Moultonboro NH Posts: 218 Thanks: 17 Thanked 141 Times in 33 Posts	A good Chuckle.... Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is ......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.. He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is....... 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was..... NO, The duck didn't say THAT ! ... Don't be SO disgusting! The duck said.... 'I am a DRAKE, You made a MISTAKE!! I couldn't resist posting this! It was a cute one! "The Eagle"

12-02-2010, 07:39 AM	#2
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	All I can say is "your an Eagle,is this leagle"? __________________ SIKSUKR

12-13-2010, 10:02 AM	#6
LadyJane Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: northern Ct. Posts: 335 Thanks: 129 Thanked 50 Times in 33 Posts	staying out of the dog house That's a riot ! Every year my husband gets me an exquisite piece of jewelry from a local jeweler. This year I already know what he's getting for me: a garage door opener. He had the sense to get my seal of approval first. I am delighted !!!

12-13-2010, 11:13 AM	#7
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	Thanks for the sawzall honey Practical isn't romantic? It's always made my heart pitter patter! __________________ SIKSUKR

12-13-2010, 01:08 PM	#9
Jersey Bob Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Central NJ Posts: 82 Thanks: 74 Thanked 25 Times in 16 Posts	gift I was going to buy the wife an iPod. Can't afford that, so then I thought about an iPad, too expensive. Then I looked into the iPhone, that wasn't in the budget either. So I went with the.... iRon. Do you think she'll like it?

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12-13-2010, 06:11 AM	#3
Yosemite Sam Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 395 Thanks: 81 Thanked 95 Times in 56 Posts	I didn't know where to put this video.....maybe it will fit here. All you guys should watch this video just in case you are thinking about buying your love one a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

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12-13-2010, 08:45 AM	#4
robmac Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nashua,Meredith Posts: 951 Thanks: 213 Thanked 106 Times in 81 Posts	that was great Sam,think I should return the broom she said she needed another way to get around.

12-13-2010, 12:29 PM	#8
Lakesrider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,129 Thanks: 380 Thanked 1,016 Times in 345 Posts	So the new weather Tech floor mats for her car isn't a good idea? Oh oh.....

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12-13-2010, 01:14 PM	#10
NoBozo Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Portsmouth. RI Posts: 2,231 Thanks: 400 Thanked 460 Times in 308 Posts	NOW I'm starting to wonder whether the new Craftsman (#88691) Snow Blower that I just picked up Friday was a good idea. Maybe... I can give it to myself instead. NB

12-13-2010, 05:26 PM	#12
BroadHopper Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Laconia NH Posts: 5,570 Thanks: 3,204 Thanked 1,101 Times in 793 Posts	Frigdaire Professional Stove Thought I splurge for the propane stove with 5th burner and convection oven. 20% discount from the mfg. Plus Lowes 10% off sale. Still broke the bank. Think I should return it????? __________________ Someday may never be an actual day.

12-13-2010, 06:29 PM	#13
SAMIAM Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonborough Posts: 2,891 Thanks: 334 Thanked 1,673 Times in 584 Posts	You saved me Sam......I'm returning the leaf blower.

12-13-2010, 06:57 PM	#14
chipj29 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bow Posts: 1,874 Thanks: 521 Thanked 308 Times in 162 Posts	No lie, one year my next door neighbor bought his wife a new toilet for Christmas. As you can imagine, it did not go over well. __________________ Getting ready for winter!

12-13-2010, 08:21 PM	#15
Lakesrider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,129 Thanks: 380 Thanked 1,016 Times in 345 Posts	Everyone knows you don't put a toilet over a well....Geesh! But hey if not a toilet how about one of these. $400.00. Holy Moly! Read the ad. it is pretty funny in itself. http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html