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Old 12-30-2025, 06:54 PM   #1
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Default Ode to Winter

I have permission from the original author (Airedale 1) to reprint this Ode.

It is winter in New Hampshire
And gentle breezes blow
Fifty miles an hour
At seventeen below

O, how I love New Hampshire
When the snow is up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I will hang around
I could never leave New Hampshire
'Cause I am frozen to the ground

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Old 12-30-2025, 06:59 PM   #2
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I have permission from the original author (Airedale 1) to reprint this Ode.

It is winter in New Hampshire
And gentle breezes blow
Fifty miles an hour
At seventeen below

O, how I love New Hampshire
When the snow is up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I will hang around
I could never leave New Hampshire
'Cause I am frozen to the ground

Written by "Airedale !", and posted to the Forum February 17, 2016
I love that. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
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Old 12-30-2025, 09:09 PM   #3
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My contribution:

Where my car is
I do not know

It can't be seen
for all the snow

If I walk
then I will slide
So I must just
stay inside

Our fireplace is on
it's last log
I hope we don't need
to eat the dog!
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Old 12-30-2025, 09:39 PM   #4
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Very fitting for this year. Very cold start to winter and good ice already!
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Old 12-31-2025, 06:05 PM   #5
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Car locks are frozen

Back aches from shoveling snow

Look, fell through the ice
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My contribution:

Where my car is
I do not know

It can't be seen
for all the snow

If I walk
then I will slide
So I must just
stay inside

Our fireplace is on
it's last log
I hope we don't need
to eat the dog!
Poet laureate of NH love it !
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Old 01-03-2026, 12:10 PM   #7
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Tried to take a leak outside
Didn't see anyone around
Turned into an icicle
Before it hit the ground

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