Cuffed and Stuffed

ishoot308 · 07-07-2016, 07:27 PM

Just when you think you have seen it all....leaving the Glendale docks tonight headed for my camp, some drunk, no make that **** faced person in a big Larson cabin cruiser tries to dock at Glendale. First Mr Einstein goes between two marine patrol boats that were practicing maneuvers. He ends up sideways between dock #1 and #2. He then back ups and smashes his prop into one of the pylons, he then goes forward and takes out a dock post on the other side. He then spins around sideways and nearly clips my neighbors boat. Once he comes to a stop he stumbles out from behind the wheel of his boat and staggers to his cooler in the rear. He nearly fell flat on his face a couple times on the way. I look over at the Marine Patrol officer on the dock who honestly can't believe what he is seeing. This guy was completely incapable of walking never mind captaining a large multi ton cruiser!!

Needless to say he won't be on time for his Mensa meeting tonight as he was cuffed and stuffed!!

Good riddance!!

Dan

radiocontester · 07-07-2016, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ishoot308

Just when you think you have seen it all....leaving the Glendale docks tonight headed for my camp, some drunk, no make that **** faced person in a big Larson cabin cruiser tries to dock at Glendale. First Mr Einstein goes between two marine patrol boats that were practicing maneuvers. He ends up sideways between dock #1 and #2. He then back ups and smashes his prop into one of the pylons, he then goes forward and takes out a dock post on the other side. He then spins around sideways and nearly clips my neighbors boat. Once he comes to a stop he stumbles out from behind the wheel of his boat and staggers to his cooler in the rear. He nearly fell flat on his face a couple times on the way. I look over at the Marine Patrol officer on the dock who honestly can't believe what he is seeing. This guy was completely incapable of walking never mind captaining a large multi ton cruiser!!

Needless to say he won't be on time for his Mensa meeting tonight as he was cuffed and stuffed!!

Good riddance!!

Dan

Did you capture this on video??????? If so, upload it to YouTube ASAP (please)!

ishoot308 · 07-07-2016, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by radiocontester

Did you capture this on video??????? If so, upload it to YouTube ASAP!

No, I wish I did as I even carry a GoPro in my boat! I was to enthralled in what was happening to even think about it.

I took his bow numbers and boat name in case he damaged my friends boat or anyone else's there.

This was no young kid, this was a man in his 60's who should know better! It's funny, I have been witness to 3 incidents like this on land and water in the past 6 months all were men in their 60's....maybe it's not the young kids we should be worrying about!??........

Dan

ITD · 07-07-2016, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ishoot308

No, I wish I did as I even carry a GoPro in my boat! I was to enthralled in what was happening to even think about it.

I took his bow numbers and boat name in case he damaged my friends boat or anyone else's there.

This was no young kid, this was a man in his 60's who should know better! It's funny, I have been witness to 3 incidents like this on land and water in the past 6 months all were men in their 60's....maybe it's not the young kids we should be worrying about!??........

Dan

That seems to be the age most functional alcoholics seem to crash and burn.

ishoot308 · 07-08-2016, 08:16 AM

Saw the boat this morning at the impound dock at Marine Patrol... Safest place for it!

Dan

dt5150 · 07-08-2016, 08:29 AM

unreal... glad they got him in custody before he hurt someone or himself.

DBreskin · 07-08-2016, 09:04 PM

Two days ago an apparently sleeping skipper ran his boat onto a groin at the Manasquan inlet in NJ. Video below.

https://www.facebook.com/JerseyShore...3495769003266/

pcmc · 07-17-2016, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DBreskin

Two days ago an apparently sleeping skipper ran his boat onto a groin at the Manasquan inlet in NJ. Video below.

https://www.facebook.com/JerseyShore...3495769003266/

Oh that poor groin!

Winnisquamer · 07-17-2016, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DBreskin

Two days ago an apparently sleeping skipper ran his boat onto a groin at the Manasquan inlet in NJ. Video below.

https://www.facebook.com/JerseyShore...3495769003266/

Not sure what's actually true. But there was speculation this guy suffered from heat stroke and passed out. Not the same as being hammered or just sleeping like the idiot OP posted about

Descant · 07-17-2016, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnisquamer

Not sure what's actually true. But there was speculation this guy suffered from heat stroke and passed out. Not the same as being hammered or just sleeping like the idiot OP posted about

Are you talking about the Glendale incident that was personally observed by the OP? Or the totally unrelated sailboat video posted later in the thread?
Looks to me like there might be an apology due. Either way, calling a fellow forum member an idiot is out of line.

Lakeboater · 07-18-2016, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Descant

Are you talking about the Glendale incident that was personally observed by the OP? Or the totally unrelated sailboat video posted later in the thread?
Looks to me like there might be an apology due. Either way, calling a fellow forum member an idiot is out of line.

The way I read it he was talking about the boater who was arrested not Dan.

thinkxingu · 07-18-2016, 05:48 AM

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The way I read it he was talking about the boater who was arrested not Dan.

Absolutely this.

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Winnisquamer · 07-18-2016, 06:28 AM

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Absolutely this.

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Correct. There is no apology due. The captain who was hammered like observed in the first post is an idiot.

bruinsfan · 07-07-2016, 07:45 PM

Thank you Marine Patrol....

There are more of us that appreciate the job you do than those that complain.

07-08-2016, 08:16 AM	#5
ishoot308 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gilford, NH / Welch Island Posts: 6,367 Thanks: 2,422 Thanked 5,349 Times in 2,093 Posts	Saw the boat this morning at the impound dock at Marine Patrol... Safest place for it! Dan __________________ It's Always Sunny On Welch Island!!

07-08-2016, 09:04 PM	#7
DBreskin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Wolfeboro NH Posts: 283 Thanks: 143 Thanked 121 Times in 76 Posts	It happens everywhere... Two days ago an apparently sleeping skipper ran his boat onto a groin at the Manasquan inlet in NJ. Video below. https://www.facebook.com/JerseyShore...3495769003266/

07-07-2016, 07:27 PM	#1
ishoot308 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gilford, NH / Welch Island Posts: 6,367 Thanks: 2,422 Thanked 5,349 Times in 2,093 Posts	Cuffed and Stuffed Just when you think you have seen it all....leaving the Glendale docks tonight headed for my camp, some drunk, no make that **** faced person in a big Larson cabin cruiser tries to dock at Glendale. First Mr Einstein goes between two marine patrol boats that were practicing maneuvers. He ends up sideways between dock #1 and #2. He then back ups and smashes his prop into one of the pylons, he then goes forward and takes out a dock post on the other side. He then spins around sideways and nearly clips my neighbors boat. Once he comes to a stop he stumbles out from behind the wheel of his boat and staggers to his cooler in the rear. He nearly fell flat on his face a couple times on the way. I look over at the Marine Patrol officer on the dock who honestly can't believe what he is seeing. This guy was completely incapable of walking never mind captaining a large multi ton cruiser!! Needless to say he won't be on time for his Mensa meeting tonight as he was cuffed and stuffed!! Good riddance!! Dan __________________ It's Always Sunny On Welch Island!!

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dt5150 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 401 Thanks: 4 Thanked 107 Times in 72 Posts	unreal... glad they got him in custody before he hurt someone or himself.

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