Got a good caption?

webmaster · 08-24-2007, 03:49 PM

What could this boater be saying on his cellphone as he notices the formidable patrol boat behind him?

upthesaukee · 08-24-2007, 03:58 PM

"Hey Eddie, we're zipping through the channel and should be at the Naswa in a few minutes. Make mine a double ha ha ha!!!!. Glad the Marine Patrol is too busy watching the "speed zone" areas. Ciao!"

NightWing · 08-24-2007, 04:18 PM

Hello, marina sales department? You didn't put on contrasting bow numbers and I am about to be stopped!

jrc · 08-24-2007, 04:36 PM

I don't believe that baloney about red vehicles being stopped more

Mee-n-Mac · 08-24-2007, 05:11 PM

"Mom ? Yeah it's me. I think I'm gonna be a little late for dinner. K ? Buh bye."

Islander · 08-24-2007, 05:31 PM

"Hello Marine Patrol ... A boat full of naked models is sinking just off the weirs docks! ... Better get help there quick!"

(I assume the picture is taken from Weirs Bridge)

ITD · 08-24-2007, 06:16 PM

"Send lawyers, guns and money....."

Quilt Lady · 08-24-2007, 08:07 PM

Hello, Dr. Phil? . . . Well, it's like this. My girlfriend says I'm just being a paranoid jerk but I have this creepy feeling someone is following me! . . . Well, no, I haven't looked behind me. I don't want to give her the satisfaction of being right.

GWC... · 08-24-2007, 08:40 PM

“Hello, is this the sales department?

Remember you told me that the Gil Stealth Exhaust Diverter System was legal?

I have someone following me to the marina and he will need to hear that story, too.

Hello…

Hello…

Hello…

Gee, that’s funny, plenty of bars, must not be out of range…

Where’d that salesman go, I want to know…”

Winnipesaukee · 08-24-2007, 08:42 PM

"You mean prank Mayday calls can be traced?"

Coolbreeze · 08-24-2007, 09:12 PM

Hello 911, I think that I am being followed by Al-queda!!!

KTO · 08-25-2007, 12:34 AM

"Yeah dude! I totally got away with it, nobody suspects a thing!"

ApS · 08-25-2007, 04:15 AM

"No, I can't hear you too well either. It's a siren from around here somewhere".

TomC · 08-25-2007, 06:27 AM

...engage Cloaking Device!"

SteveA · 08-25-2007, 07:11 AM

Hey Charlie.. Glad I caught you at home... do me a solid here buddy... meet me at the docks in the Weirs...... bring some life jackets, a throw able cushion, a fire extinguisher and could you go online on the Maryland Boating Safety website a get me one of those "boater safety certificate’ thingies...

I owe you dude...

hey... if it's no bother... I'm a little low on beer too.

Skipper of the Sea Que · 08-25-2007, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webmaster

What could this boater be saying on his cellphone as he notices the formidable patrol boat behind him?

1) Look Ma, No Hands!

2) Hello Skip, there's no RSA that requires us to have a hand on the wheel or steering device while underway, right?

3) Will the fast powerful (formidable) boat see the small boater in time to avoid a collision?

riverat · 08-25-2007, 08:53 AM

Hi Bob, Do me a favor, get all your friends up on the bridge and get ready to do a cannonball when I say NOW!

hazelnut · 08-25-2007, 09:10 AM

"Daaaaaaad remember when I told you I was going to the lake and you told me not to touch the boat???"

codeman671 · 08-25-2007, 10:08 AM

"Hello, MP? Can I be ticketed for having a bad paint job???"

"I am lost, can you give me directions to Bear Island? I hear they love fast, loud boats and I really want to race that 70mph Tigershark..."

Coolbreeze · 08-25-2007, 11:41 AM

'Bad boys, bad boys, whatch' goin' to do..."

hockeypuck · 08-25-2007, 08:18 PM

A good example of a predator - prey relationship..

Rattlesnake Guy · 08-25-2007, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeypuck

A good example of a predator - prey relationship..

The great northern crock stalks the unsuspecting antelope that despite the obvious danger, still seems oblivious to the impending disaster, about to strike without warning. You may want to send the children out of the room for this one folks.

Russtic · 08-25-2007, 11:34 PM

"The Mount has no sense of humor.....I was at least 10 feet away when I crossed her bow!"

Paugus Bay Resident · 08-26-2007, 12:02 AM

Quote:

"I am lost, can you give me directions to Bear Island? I hear they love fast, loud boats and I really want to race that 70mph Tigershark..."

That's my vote

lacey · 08-26-2007, 07:24 AM

Hey, listen to me carefully. Don't ask questions. I'll explain later. If anyone calls you from MP tell them we had a family emergency and you called to tell me to get home fast. Ok?

gtxrider · 08-26-2007, 08:32 AM

Reverse FULL THROTTTLE!

jeffk · 08-27-2007, 05:58 PM

Yeah, I'm looking for the blue light special. I didn't know there was a KMart on the lake.

Bear Islander · 08-27-2007, 06:17 PM

"Just passing through the channel right now.... Can you imagine if they knew I cruise this full speed 4:30 every morning.... "

Tank151 · 08-29-2007, 05:37 PM

I thought these guy's were watching the French Presidente in Wolfboro?

LIforrelaxin · 08-29-2007, 07:42 PM

"Warp speed in 5 minutes or we are all dead"

spock..... " Jim we are in a No Wake Zone "

The Captian .... "Settle down Spock they will never catch us"

Deepwaters · 08-29-2007, 08:16 PM

" Yup I had a great time last night...what about the Pats game next week? .... Crap.. keep talking, I gotta lose this #@* boat crawling up my butt."

08-24-2007, 03:49 PM	#1
webmaster Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,472 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 461 Thanked 3,968 Times in 851 Posts	Got a good caption? What could this boater be saying on his cellphone as he notices the formidable patrol boat behind him?

08-24-2007, 03:58 PM	#2
upthesaukee Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alton Bay Posts: 5,607 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 2,478 Thanked 1,984 Times in 1,084 Posts	"Hey Eddie, we're zipping through the channel and should be at the Naswa in a few minutes. Make mine a double ha ha ha!!!!. Glad the Marine Patrol is too busy watching the "speed zone" areas. Ciao!" __________________ I Live Here... I am always UPTHESAUKEE !!!!

08-24-2007, 05:11 PM	#5
Mee-n-Mac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,943 Thanks: 23 Thanked 111 Times in 51 Posts	Phone home "Mom ? Yeah it's me. I think I'm gonna be a little late for dinner. K ? Buh bye." __________________ Mee'n'Mac "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by simple stupidity or ignorance. The latter are a lot more common than the former." - RAH

08-24-2007, 06:16 PM	#7
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,939 Thanks: 481 Thanked 695 Times in 390 Posts	"Send lawyers, guns and money....." Last edited by ITD; 08-25-2007 at 12:33 PM. Reason: There, now its right.

08-24-2007, 08:07 PM	#8
Quilt Lady Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: West Alton, NH Posts: 169 Thanks: 0 Thanked 25 Times in 11 Posts	Hello, Dr. Phil? . . . Well, it's like this. My girlfriend says I'm just being a paranoid jerk but I have this creepy feeling someone is following me! . . . Well, no, I haven't looked behind me. I don't want to give her the satisfaction of being right. __________________ QL (Doing my best to encourage Global Warming ... one quilt at a time!)

08-24-2007, 04:18 PM	#3
NightWing Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 410 Thanks: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Hello, marina sales department? You didn't put on contrasting bow numbers and I am about to be stopped!

08-24-2007, 04:36 PM	#4
jrc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NH Posts: 2,689 Thanks: 33 Thanked 439 Times in 249 Posts	I don't believe that baloney about red vehicles being stopped more

08-24-2007, 05:31 PM	#6
Islander Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 321 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 3 Posts	"Hello Marine Patrol ... A boat full of naked models is sinking just off the weirs docks! ... Better get help there quick!" (I assume the picture is taken from Weirs Bridge)

08-24-2007, 08:40 PM	#9
GWC... Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,325 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Silence is golden... “Hello, is this the sales department? Remember you told me that the Gil Stealth Exhaust Diverter System was legal? I have someone following me to the marina and he will need to hear that story, too. Hello… Hello… Hello… Gee, that’s funny, plenty of bars, must not be out of range… Where’d that salesman go, I want to know…” __________________ [Assume funny, clever sig is here. Laugh and reflect... ]

08-24-2007, 08:42 PM	#10
Winnipesaukee Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 233 Thanks: 14 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts	"You mean prank Mayday calls can be traced?" __________________ Sail fast, live slow!

08-24-2007, 09:12 PM	#11
Coolbreeze Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 51 Times in 26 Posts	Hello 911, I think that I am being followed by Al-queda!!!

08-25-2007, 12:34 AM	#12
KTO Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Meredith, NH Posts: 391 Thanks: 30 Thanked 117 Times in 26 Posts	"Yeah dude! I totally got away with it, nobody suspects a thing!"

08-25-2007, 04:15 AM	#13
ApS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florida (Sebring & Keys), Wolfeboro Posts: 5,985 Thanks: 2,255 Thanked 783 Times in 559 Posts	"No, I can't hear you too well either. It's a siren from around here somewhere". __________________ Is it "Common Sense" isn't.

08-25-2007, 06:27 AM	#14
TomC Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 723 Thanks: 25 Thanked 118 Times in 77 Posts	"Bridge to Engine room.... ...engage Cloaking Device!"

08-25-2007, 07:11 AM	#15
SteveA Deceased Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Gilford, NH Posts: 2,311 Thanks: 1,070 Thanked 2,054 Times in 497 Posts	Hey Charlie.. Glad I caught you at home... do me a solid here buddy... meet me at the docks in the Weirs...... bring some life jackets, a throw able cushion, a fire extinguisher and could you go online on the Maryland Boating Safety website a get me one of those "boater safety certificate’ thingies... I owe you dude... hey... if it's no bother... I'm a little low on beer too. __________________ "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry he'll be a mile away and barefoot!" unknown

08-25-2007, 08:53 AM	#17
riverat Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Alton, NH Posts: 722 Thanks: 337 Thanked 280 Times in 123 Posts	Hi Bob, Do me a favor, get all your friends up on the bridge and get ready to do a cannonball when I say NOW! __________________ Waking up in the morning is the greatest, everything after that is a bonus

08-25-2007, 09:10 AM	#18
hazelnut Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,348 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 508 Thanked 462 Times in 162 Posts	"Daaaaaaad remember when I told you I was going to the lake and you told me not to touch the boat???"

08-25-2007, 10:08 AM	#19
codeman671 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,539 Thanks: 222 Thanked 828 Times in 499 Posts	"Hello, MP? Can I be ticketed for having a bad paint job???" "I am lost, can you give me directions to Bear Island? I hear they love fast, loud boats and I really want to race that 70mph Tigershark..."

08-25-2007, 11:41 AM	#20
Coolbreeze Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 51 Times in 26 Posts	'Bad boys, bad boys, whatch' goin' to do..."

08-25-2007, 08:18 PM	#21
hockeypuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Southern CT Posts: 169 Thanks: 19 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	A good example of a predator - prey relationship..

08-25-2007, 11:34 PM	#23
Russtic Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 35 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	"The Mount has no sense of humor.....I was at least 10 feet away when I crossed her bow!"

08-26-2007, 07:24 AM	#25
lacey Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: MA Posts: 33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey, listen to me carefully. Don't ask questions. I'll explain later. If anyone calls you from MP tell them we had a family emergency and you called to tell me to get home fast. Ok?

08-26-2007, 08:32 AM	#26
gtxrider Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Piscataway, NJ Posts: 1,030 Thanks: 2 Thanked 46 Times in 24 Posts	Engine Room Reverse FULL THROTTTLE!

08-27-2007, 05:58 PM	#27
jeffk Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Center Harbor Posts: 1,185 Thanks: 210 Thanked 451 Times in 260 Posts	Yeah, I'm looking for the blue light special. I didn't know there was a KMart on the lake.

08-27-2007, 06:17 PM	#28
Bear Islander Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bear Island Posts: 1,764 Thanks: 32 Thanked 441 Times in 207 Posts	"Just passing through the channel right now.... Can you imagine if they knew I cruise this full speed 4:30 every morning.... "

08-29-2007, 05:37 PM	#29
Tank151 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Boston, MA & Laconia, NH Posts: 150 Thanks: 17 Thanked 11 Times in 10 Posts	Geez.... I thought these guy's were watching the French Presidente in Wolfboro?

08-29-2007, 07:42 PM	#30
LIforrelaxin Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas, Lake Ray Hubbard and NH, Long Island Winnipesaukee Posts: 2,899 Thanks: 1,045 Thanked 897 Times in 529 Posts	THe Captian to Scotty: "Warp speed in 5 minutes or we are all dead" spock..... " Jim we are in a No Wake Zone " The Captian .... "Settle down Spock they will never catch us" __________________ Life is about how much time you can spend relaxing... I do it on an island that isn't really an island.....

08-29-2007, 08:16 PM	#31
Deepwaters Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	what boat " Yup I had a great time last night...what about the Pats game next week? .... Crap.. keep talking, I gotta lose this #@* boat crawling up my butt."