What does it take to get a job up here

[bocooee]

Silly me, moved up here in the latter part of the tourist season. Im bored Ive tried nearly every business in 30 miles. I been in the vet business for 20 years then went to babysitting I think fatlazyless has the right idea but I do have to eat and beer will make me really fat any suggestions (even a good laugh will do)