Ward Bird Ride?

fatlazyless · 11-29-2010, 06:24 PM

Thinking along the same wave length as a Ward Bird snowmobile ride, how about a 'Free Ward Bird' website.....perhaps it could be www.freewardbird.org ... you could purchase a Free Ward Bird bumpersticker, hat, or tee-shirt .... seriously....like why not? .....hey....you know....a Free Ward Bird bumpersticker would really make a strong statement wrapped around the front of my bicycle helmet, plus it would help to hold it together nice since the helmet front got a little cracked when I fell off the bicycle and smacked my forehead.....bingo! ......www.freewardbird.org

The lastest issue of www.weirs.com has a front page article titled ......"We Must Free Ward Bird"

So, what does everybody think about my suggestion of waving a broom, such as a corn broom used for sweeping the kitchen floor, as opposed to waving a .45 Colt semi-automatic pistol? Maybe Colt can make a combo broom-gun...an all-purpose out-in-the-country household tool...sort of like one of those can openers that will work on both a can or a pop-off bottle top......capice? ....Colt would probably do well to name it with a catchy name like a 'street-sweeper' or something?

You know what I think? The broom is probably mightier than the .45 pistol.......hey.....at least after the visiter to your house leaves goodbye....you can always use a broom to sweep up.....the front porch....the kitchen floor....whatever....just try to do some floor sweeping with a .45? How's that work?

11-29-2010, 06:24 PM	#5
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,830 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 302 Thanked 1,033 Times in 752 Posts	Thinking along the same wave length as a Ward Bird snowmobile ride, how about a 'Free Ward Bird' website.....perhaps it could be www.freewardbird.org ... you could purchase a Free Ward Bird bumpersticker, hat, or tee-shirt .... seriously....like why not? .....hey....you know....a Free Ward Bird bumpersticker would really make a strong statement wrapped around the front of my bicycle helmet, plus it would help to hold it together nice since the helmet front got a little cracked when I fell off the bicycle and smacked my forehead.....bingo! ......www.freewardbird.org The lastest issue of www.weirs.com has a front page article titled ......"We Must Free Ward Bird" So, what does everybody think about my suggestion of waving a broom, such as a corn broom used for sweeping the kitchen floor, as opposed to waving a .45 Colt semi-automatic pistol? Maybe Colt can make a combo broom-gun...an all-purpose out-in-the-country household tool...sort of like one of those can openers that will work on both a can or a pop-off bottle top......capice? ....Colt would probably do well to name it with a catchy name like a 'street-sweeper' or something? You know what I think? The broom is probably mightier than the .45 pistol.......hey.....at least after the visiter to your house leaves goodbye....you can always use a broom to sweep up.....the front porch....the kitchen floor....whatever....just try to do some floor sweeping with a .45? How's that work? __________________ ... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake! Last edited by fatlazyless; 12-05-2010 at 05:46 PM.