Speed Limits

[restauranteer]

Wow,

Around & around & around we row,
Back to the speed limit,
We just can't let go!

Folks, its time to move on. Think of all the other things we have coming up to be jointly miserable about:

Bass boats
Bass tournaments!
Bass lures on our docks
Bass fishermen fishing Bass Beds

Jet Skis
Jet Ski rental agents
Jet Ski operators
Jets Skis too close to your docks
Jet Skis on Bass Beds

Rafters
Rafters "waste products"
Rafters near our dock/in our cove
Rafters on Bass Beds

Marine Patrol
Marine Patrol not obeying the rules
Marine Patrol operating near Bass Beds

Partying (see rafting above)
Partiers
Partiers rafting
Partiers rafting on Bass Beds

Boaters from Massachussetts
Boaters from Massachussetts not obeying rules
Boaters from Massachussetts rafting/partying
Boaters from Massachussetts doing all this on Bass Beds!

The Lake level Dam operators
The Lake level Dam operators not following our rules
The Lake level Dam operators flooding Bass Beds

And everything/anything in regards to Motorcycle Weekend!

Yeah, I know. I've only scratched the surface.....but at least this partial list of ingredients is a start!

Salute!