Advice For You Single Guys! (in the lakes region)

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GET A PUPPY!!!

Since the addition of our new little puppy, I have determined she is a "babe magnet"!! Every time I pull up with her in the boat at any of the docks, all these bikini laden women surround me (and my puppy) and want to touch and pat her. As much as I hate to, I have to fight them off to keep from being trampled!!

Of course being happily married for the past 20 years, 50+ years of age, mildly balding and just a tad overweight, I'm sure I am invisible to these young ladies and the only thing they see is my new pup! Oh well, I can dream can't I and it's O.K. to work up an appetite as long as I always come home to eat!!

So for all you single guys out there, before it's too late, take it from me and go down to the local animal shelter and find yourself puppy! You won't regret it...trust me!!

Dan

P.S. Don't do this if your married unless you want black and blue pinch marks on your arms from the mrs!